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Funny Lighting Designer Unisex t-shirt "BE NICE TO ME. I decide whether you’re lit or not"

Black Heather / XS
$29.00 USD
Sale price  $29.00 USD Regular price 
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Funny Lighting Designer Unisex t-shirt "BE NICE TO ME. I decide whether you’re lit or not"

$29.00 USD
Sale price  $29.00 USD Regular price 
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Make 'em laugh at the Designer Run "BE NICE TO ME. I decide whether you’re lit or not"

Because apparently “make it brighter” is a perfectly reasonable note.

This shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more — kind of like that one cue that actually works on the first try. It’s soft, lightweight, slightly stretchy, and comfortable enough to survive tech week, tech table snacks, endless focus calls, and someone asking, “Can we just make it a little warmer?”

Perfect for lighting designers who know that nothing is ever just a light. It’s a fixture, a channel, a circuit, a gel, a cue, a focus position, a color temperature, a shutter adjustment, a universe of possibilities… and somehow the director still wants it brighter.

Wear it to rehearsal. Wear it backstage. Wear it to the theater. Wear it while staring suspiciously at a lighting plot wondering who thought that was a good idea.

Basically, it’s the perfect shirt for people who make everyone else look good.

Product details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Which, honestly, feels like a particularly appropriate disclaimer for a lighting designer shirt. ?
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